honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(Source: greelin)

babyferaligator:

i just want someone to do cute stuff for me like take me to the aquarium or buy me ice cream or drip hot wax all over my bare chest or read books with me

glitterweave:

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